給我吃窩窩頭,什麼都豪說!!!
『有話豪說』謹祝大家牛年都能中大樂透二獎!!! (因為頭獎是我的!!) 回顧歷年越醜越開花特調:
「關於那些該銷毀的照片」親愛的朋友,你們應該當機立斷把我相機記憶卡給折斷!! 切莫遲疑!!!
「壹週刊番外版」我如果不是注定當空少,就是去當狗仔隊!!!!
魚眼系列到這篇已經貼了很多繽紛照,我知道這些大頭照很難淋漓詮釋LOMO的精神,不過管他的,我會繼續胡亂實驗fisheye下去的,以後見到我要是拿著魚眼對著你按下快門,請毫不吝嗇的對著鏡頭擠出你最奔放的表情,我答應不會再用小畫家進行令人提心吊膽的後製處理的!不過在這之前,還是讓我貼完這一堆仙子系列的魚眼照片唄........

※彩虹凱蒂貓將軍仙子 (多麼陰陽調和or反差的氣勢)




※草莓鼻蜥蜴舌混搭之假知青仙子 (封號過長,地球人可能很難記住)



※甜甜圈眼花生醬臉之A罩杯的驕傲仙子 (ㄟ.....更長了!!! 立刻幹掉上面那個!!!)



※拼貼破布臉之烏魚子怪物仙子 (烏魚子與屁股真的是一線之隔)



※血水追追追之釘釘插額仙子 (我對不起你!!! 一時興起放了圖釘的圖案後就變成這個樣子了!!!)



※烈焰紅唇瞇瞇眼葫蘆臉之索吻仙子 ("給我一個吻~~~口以不口以~~~~")



※變性女奴之螢光粉彩霹靂貓仙子 ("霹靂星球爆炸了~~~~霹靂貓穿高跟鞋逃出來~~~逃出來~~~~")



※勾魂彈舌雀斑臉之技安妹仙子 (連當哥的技安可能都忍不住想開扁!!!!)





(小畫家一整個用到喪心病狂!!!!!!!)




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  • 技安妹超正
  • 對!愛嗎?幫你介紹!!

    hao0903replied on 2007/09/23 12:43

  • 其實我覺得你還蠻會畫的..真的!
  • 驚!!!畫圖被讚美了!!!
    大驚!!!

    hao0903replied on 2007/09/23 12:44

  • 私以為黃小天有vandalism天分,惡搞別人大頭照,特別「用心」。
    瞧那圖釘與無嘴貓,不是跟本人有深仇大恨,就是鬼上身,欲罷不能。
    這裡大膽假設,天爺就是烏魚子怪物吧?
  • 我來幫你小心求證一下好了....

    hao0903replied on 2007/09/23 12:46

  • 哈哈哈霹靂貓仙子跟技安妹好讚!你用小畫家的技術已經到了爐火純青的地步了吧!哈哈哈我都不知道小畫家可以貼那些圖!!!!

    為啥Richard語氣聽起來很忌妒的樣子,呼,既然做這些是用意變相馬賽克(還有展現板主駕馭小畫家的功力),猜誰是板主就沒必要了吧?(反正你也沒機會在路上巧遇板主啊)
  • 對!!我就知道妳也愛技安妹!!!
    妳不要用photoshop了啦!一起來用小畫家!

    hao0903replied on 2007/09/23 12:48

  • I am not jealous; I was laughing out loud.
    Don't take me wrong, please.

    If I found those pics offending or gross, I would not have made any comment. All right? Now this sounds that I am pissed off--for real.
  • (打開翻譯軟體)

    怎麼這幾樓開始出現火藥味了?
    我想NA那一篇留言本意是開玩笑也沒惡意...不用這般生氣啦!(安撫)

    hao0903replied on 2007/09/23 13:04

  • oh dear Richard,
    you totally read my message wrong. I said you looked jealous 'cause it seemed like you wish you were part of it -- wishing our lovely host could take a picture of you and put you up there. and does jealousy equals to anger? no. I didn't say anything about you looked pissed off at all.

    well, I am sorry you got pissed off--for real, this easily. and to think our host often needs to endure weird comments from random strangers wandering about on Internet, I admire his big heart .(FYI, I am not. lalala)

    sorry in advance, Howard my love, for leaving such a msg on your peaceful blog.
  • (這篇有長,繼續打開翻譯軟體)

    我想網路上的文字很容易造成閱讀的誤解,大家乖~~爭論就先到這兒了喔~~~

    (大愛台式擁抱)

    hao0903replied on 2007/09/23 13:10

  • To clear something straight, I was pissed off by you, Najima. I did not mix jealousy with anger. I was angered with your comment.

    Speaking of "weird comments from random strangers," I did not know to whom you were referring. If it was me, I am terribly sorry. I will keep my mouth shut for a long while. After all, YOU are a close friend of Howard's.
  • 技安妹超正的!可以留個電話嗎??

    (戰火中鑽出來留言)
  • 好棒,我也要來猜一猜,
    烏魚子,技安妹其實就是花仙子扮的吧?!
    而且,根據我的觀察,可愛的台長這次也有演出哦!!!(不是說小畫家的後製啦!!!)
  • 大家都很喜歡這個部落格,
    所以我們都是好朋友(自以為+_+)哦!!!
    感恩台長給我們這麼有趣的圖及文章,
    認識不認識沒關係,
    大家留言也豐富了這個版面,
    感恩哦!!!
  • 怎麼辦,看完我好想打你!
  • 那個技安妹不是我!!!!!!
  • 嘖嘖...
    一集比一集精采阿!!
    版主繪圖的功力越來越厲害了歐(豎起大拇指)
  • 大清早的...

    我受精了!

    I mean 受驚... = =
  • 小話嘉是阿豪多年培養的第二專長!大家別驚訝,下次他會用小畫家畫3D模擬給我們看!
    不過看書累了上站一看,怎摸留言的英文比我的PAPER還難懂@@
  • 我記得有人在這篇說他不會再出現
    食言了!

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